deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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goth1989:

wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card 

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aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via sarcastic-clapping)

jonbutter:

[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /

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HOW TO TELL INSTANTLY IF SOMEONE IS A WITCH

romakast:

They go weak in the knees and get short of breath when you bring up the topic of jars.

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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maybelenormand:

arcanemysteries:

Tarot: Quick and Dirty Keyword Sheets

not the boy band

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princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

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dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

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